Meg 'n Urb's Excellent Adventure

[This was not written as an "Urb's Column," but we thought it belonged on the site somewhere, and there didn't seem to be any other appropriate place to put it, so there you are... ed.]

This is a recap of our motorcycle trip that encompassed May 15-23, 1998.  We covered just over 2,000 miles, traveling through Illinois, Kentucky, Tennessee, North Carolina, Virginia, then back through Kentucky and Indiana before returning home.

Day 1 -- Do They Have Corn in Illinois?

The first day's destination was Gilbertsville, Kentucky, site of the Yamaha 650 Society's annual Land Between the Lakes (LBL) Rally.  Gilbertsville is just over 400 miles from Highland Park -- a good day's ride.  Those of you familiar with my riding philosophy know that given a choice between a big road and a small road, the small road wins every time.  So I decided we'd take Illinois Rte. 1 all the way down the state.  Rte. 1 starts off as Halsted St. -- better known as the street that goes through Greek Town in Chicago -- and continues down through eastern Illinois, through Danville and environs.

Once you get to the bottom of Illinois, Rte. 1 reaches the Ohio River, at which point the Cave In Rock Ferry takes you to Kentucky.  Here's a sample of what the ferry ride across the Ohio looks like (my reflection can be seen in my bike's rear-view mirror -- that wasn't intentional):
 

Once we crossed the Ohio, we continued southwest, reaching Gilbertsville in an hour or so.

The LBL Rally is an annual event put on by the Yamaha 650 Society, an organization dedicated to the care, feeding, and preservation of Yamaha 650 twins like these:
 

The pictures really don't do justice to these two bikes, each of which was the end result of hundreds of hours of work -- in one case, customization, and in the other, restoration.  The Yamaha 650 twins have a strong following of enthusiasts; yours truly among them, although I'm not equal to the guys who put these machines together -- I just try to keep my 650 in as good running shape as possible.

Day 2 -- Riding at the Rally

The Land Between the Lakes (LBL) rally included the usual group rides, socializing, food consumption, and related activity.  Kentucky's LBL region is a really scenic area, where you can take part in just about any kind of outdoor recreation (among other things, they're supposed to have some great golf courses, but unfortunately, time didn't permit us to investigate).  The LBL region itself consists of the Tennessee and Cumberland River valleys, which contain big lakes created by the Tennessee Valley Authority:
 

This photo shows the Kentucky Dam, on the Tennessee River.  The lakes were created primarily for flood control, but they're also a recreational resource, and they generate electricity.

Day 3 -- Charge 'er up!

Speaking of electricity... Sunday morning, as the LBL rally wrapped up, we got ready to take off for Tennessee and points southeast, only to discover that Meg's bike had, ahem, had the ignition left on all night, so the battery was dead as a doornail.  After jump-starting the bike, then waiting for the battery to charge for awhile, we took off, through Murray, KY and environs, then into Tennessee.

Along US Rte. 70, we happened upon this unique mailbox, created by a resident of Alexandria, Tennessee:
 

Perhaps someone with sharper eyes than mine can identify the small single-cylinder machine holding up the mailbox -- but in any case, it's one of the more creative uses for an old bike you're likely to find! [Turns out that almost five years later, on March 12, 2003, I got an e-mail from the mailbox's creator, one Gary Lawrence. Gary reports that the bike is a 1967 Honda 90 and that it's a popular local attraction. "I wish I had a dollar for everyone I've seen stop and take a picture of it," he says. "I started to throw the bike out but came up with an idea for a mailbox stand, and it has been up for 18 years." ... ed.]

Day 4 -- Fall... in... to... the... Gap

After spending a night in eastern Tennessee, we proceeded toward Deal's Gap.  For those of you not familiar with the area, Deal's Gap is probably the most famous stretch of road in the country, among motorcyclists -- with 318 curves in a stretch of 11 miles of US Rte. 129 approaching the TN/NC border, it's the mother of all technical roads.  Some people will tell you that it's overrated, that there are better roads elsewhere in the Smokies, etc.  And it's certainly true that there are a lot of other equally convoluted segments of macadam in the area -- but according to a couple of local guys I talked to, Deal's Gap is pretty much the undisputed heavyweight champ.

They call Deal's Gap "the Dragon," and with good reason.  If you're not sufficiently respectful, it'll breathe on you, as Meg found out in the first sharp left-hander.  Here's her account:

Undeterred by this little mishap, Meg bounced right back, none the worse for wear, a la Scott Russell at Daytona a couple of years ago.  Here's a shot of the scene, as she (standing next to my bike) lights up a smoke while reflecting on the episode:
 

Meg's Honda Shadow may handle like a barge, but it's built like a tank.  As you can see, it suffered no damage whatsoever and, like its owner, was ready to keep right on going -- I was impressed!

At the end of the Deal's Gap run, there's a store called the Crossroads of Time, which sells groceries, bike supplies, T-shirts and other memorabilia, and so forth -- they're also a gas station and bikes-only campground.  Here's a shot of my bike at the Crossroads:

After we bought some T-shirts, duct tape, and gas at the Crossroads of Time, we continued on into western North Carolina, through Fontana village and that area.  Didn't see any of the infamous Graham County cops -- I was worried about them, knowing the dim view they take of outlaw BMW riders, but apparently, Dunkin' Donuts must have been having an all-day blowout or some such thing, because there wasn't a police cruiser to be seen.

Western North Carolina has gorgeous scenery, friendly people, and great motorcycling roads.  We reached the Blue Ridge Parkway around 2:00 in the afternoon:
 

 

Day 5 -- Perambulating the Parkway

The Blue Ridge Parkway is a genre unto itself.  It's a purpose-built recreational road.  It doesn't go from anywhere to anywhere, there are almost no commercial establishments (or establishments of any other kind, for that matter), and there isn't a stoplight for 450 miles.  No trucks are allowed, so the pavement is in great shape.  (There was, however, a short section of the Parkway that was closed because of a rock slide, and there were many areas where fallen trees and other landslides had obviously been cleaned up recently, because of some severe ice storms this past winter.)  Where other roads cross the BRP, there are on- and off-ramps, so you never have to cross traffic -- nothing interferes with the serenity and continuous scenery along the road:
 

During mid-May, there was very little traffic on the Parkway, so we were able to ride at our own pace, which was pretty relaxed to begin with.  Some people complain about the 45-mph speed limit on the Parkway, but they're missing the point.  It's supposed to be a relaxing drive, where you're not really trying to get much of anywhere, while stopping frequently to look at the Smoky Mountains.  Those who are interested in more technical riding can find it in abundance on just about any of the roads that head down into the valleys.

At the end of Day 5, we checked into a motel in Boone, NC.

Day 6 -- What's So Fancy About That Gap?

We continued northward on the Blue Ridge Parkway, heading toward Virginia.  Here's a shot of a farm along the Parkway:

 

 

We got as far as Fancy Gap, VA, then left the Parkway and got on US Rte. 58 west.  As it turned out, US 58 was a bit more involved than it appeared from the map.  It changed from a 4-laner to a two-laner to an up-and-down two-laner, including some first-gear squiggles that I'm sure Meg would rather not have been subjected to.  Eventually, however, it settled back down, going through the scenic Mt. Rogers National Recreation Area, and we enjoyed a pleasant afternoon's ride, ending the day in Abingdon, VA.  Along the way, we passed through the town of Mouth of Wilson.  I'm not making this up -- here's a shot of the post office sign:

 

I stopped in to buy some stamps, and -- since the clerk wasn't very busy, having no other customers at the moment -- I asked where the town's name came from.  He explained that an early surveying party, when the area was being mapped for the first time, had endured some harsh winter weather.  One member of the surveying party, by the name of Wilson, had taken ill because of the cold, and unfortunately, his illness proved fatal.  In his memory, the creek that runs behind the current post office site was named Wilson Creek.  The town became known as Mouth of Wilson, because it was at the mouth of Wilson Creek (where it empties into the New River).

Interestingly enough, Abingdon, where we stopped for the night,  is only about 45 miles from Boone, where we started -- we rode about 200 miles or so, but because we started out going northeast on the Blue Ridge Parkway, then turned sharply west, we ended up pretty close to where we started.  No problem -- the whole idea of the trip was to see stuff, not to make time!

Day 7 -- Dan'l Boone's Bad Spelling

From Abingdon, we continued along US 58, which goes directly west toward Cumberland Gap.  My knowledge of American history being somewhat truncated, I hadn't realized how important Cumberland Gap had been, as a westward route to the frontier, and as a critical passageway in both the Revolutionary and Civil Wars.  However, these gaps (so to speak) in my knowledge were remedied with a visit to Cumberland Gap National Historical Park, where we saw some exhibits, viewed a couple of informative films about the region, and generally picked up a lot of information in a short time.  Among other things we learned that "Danl Boon cilled a bar" with his "best fren," that being his trusty rifle.  What Boone lacked in spelling acumen he made up in knowledge of the frontier, as he was the first to mark the Wilderness Road to Kentucky.  You can learn more by visiting the National Park Service's Cumberland Gap Web site.  (Just remember to come back here when you're done!)

After visiting the historical park, we continued into southeastern Kentucky, finishing the day in Danville, the site of the Isaac Shelby Cemetery State Historic Site.  Shelby, who played a significant role in the Revolutionary War and became the first governor of Kentucky, dangles on Meg's family tree -- she claims he was her "something-times great grandfather."  We weren't able to get into the cemetery, because we arrived too late in the day.  However, I did manage to snap a picture of the entry gate:

Days 8 and 9 -- Homeward Bound -- waaaagh!

We'd had such an enjoyable trip that we did not relish the prospect of returning home.  However, there was no avoiding it. So we headed north and west through Kentucky and Indiana.  Along the way, Meg got another useful bit of experience: riding in the rain.  We hit some fairly moderate-to-heavy rain in the Louisville area.  However, once we got on I-65 heading north out of Louisville, the weather improved rapidly.  We reached Lafayette, Indiana, returning home the next day (Saturday, May 23rd).

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